Overheard last night: “This is the most I’ve seen of my bellybutton in years!”
Land of the Lemmings v2
common sense and reasoning will not be tolerated
Overheard last night: “This is the most I’ve seen of my bellybutton in years!”
From the wife: an explanation seems to be needed. For 9 years I have had a navel ring which has obscured my view of my bellybutton. With the recent changes occuring in that general area, the ring required removal. Now I can see everything I hadn’t been missing. Three words gentle readers: Don’t Make Fun.
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i hope there weren’t any surprises?
The wife again: The only surprise was the shock of pain and the sight of blood coming from my left foot. The pair of needle-nose plyers I was using to release the tension on the catch bead slipped from my grasp and gouged me between my toes. I think if Corey wants to make fun, he has many more opportunities with my clumsiness than with my commentary.
Hmm, I think I need to quit leaving myself logged in at home. This is getting confusing.