Dude, How Short?

Either Dude, Where’s My Country: a) doesn’t have enought pages in it, or b) it’s a really quick read. I’m going with b.

And finishing this book just reinforces my previous beliefs: We are in a handbasket and Little Red Riding Dubya is skipping towards a place where the thermostat is always on high and the Micheal Bolton/Kenny G/John Tesh/David Hasselhoff musak never stops.

The following are stolen directly from the book:

  • Please, lets Rock the Vote in 2004.
  • No matter who you are voting for, try to take someone who wouldn’t normally vote with you.